Friday, January 13, 2006

Vampire Seeks Job As Minnesota Governor

Minnesota voters, may have elected a former professional wrestler as their governor eight years ago, if one man, I mean self-proclaimed vampire has his way, Minnesota may have a more unique officeholder.

"Politics is a cut-throat business," said Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey, who said he plans to announce his bid for governor Friday on the ticket of the Vampyres, Witches and Pagans Party.

"I'm a satanist who doesn't hate Jesus," Sharkey told Reuters. "I just hate God the Father."

However, he claims to respect all religions and if elected, will post "everything from the Ten Commandments to the Wicca Reed" in government buildings.

The story.

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